when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
oh gosh I love judge judy
✘ B., 15, Brazil
"Be a fucking freak, be a fucking weirdo, all the time. That's how you live, goddammit. That's how you fucking do it, by telling people to fuck off."
when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it in
i cant believe how true this is
when music continues to play after i closed the tab
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny
she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.
I forgot you were using farengheieigh for a second and I was very confused and concerned
my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score
i shit you not
I love u plastic worm bike man
". . . y o u ' r e m y b e s t f r i e n d s.T h e t h r e e o f u s . . . w e ' r e i n s e p a r a b l e."